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Query to FYM: what do you hope to gain from this? There is little we can do other than give you the time of day, and even then we’ll probably be 5 minutes late. If you think you can finagle your way to internet infamy this way, you are barking up the wrong shrub. These are the dregs of a dissipated revolution.
Query to the general public: which is the more overrated, Aziz Ansari or Aziz Ansari?
if all we wanted was the time of day, we would have been out the door already - something which has already been proposed - but even we’re not sure what we hope to do via this besides getting people to follow you. gain? i don’t know if a showdown in hell square at high noon merits a gain, but we’d take a date, and afterwords, we can all get on the bull at mason-dixon.
also, the universe collapsing in a fit of ironic-post-meta-2.0-clusterfuckery would count for something.
see! not so bad!