Apr
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Wed
9th
I gotta admit, the FYM people, or that Knox fella, or whatever technology they use (look for names scrawled on the walls of Ludowick’s lower intestine?), but they sure know a lot of assholes. Like this one, who seems to love the sexy imagery of the destitute (so Williamsburg!) but not the reality of diminished ability due to inadequate education. But you keep buying $700 glasses dude; I’m sure they will put it all into perspective for you.
Listen: our methodology is - if nothing else - completely transparent. We know as many of these assholes as you do, which is to say, none. And the ones we do know: marginally. Also, you wear Varvatos. Speaking of G.G. Allin, he’d be rolling shitting in that grave of his if he knew about what’s happened to the Bowery (it’s illegal to shit on the streets, now; also, CBGB is now a high-priced boutique where they sell modded Chuck Taylors for $100/pop).
