Apr
8th
Tue
8th
At least she was quicker on the uptake than she was with that whole tea thing. I turned down a quote oppty because it would have looked wierd in that Tumble meetup clusterfuck to ID me as “a bitter middle aged ‘consultant’ in Manhattan”.
Listen, nothing would make us happier than for you to show up at a Tumblr meetup. We would join you - as per our Bloggy Entourage below - and fuck some noise up, with a hasty escape. And that would be reblogged. Maybe somebody would reblog this as evidence, which would be fine, until you reblog our reblog of your blog that has been reblogged by someone else (ostensibly, one of the potential litigants in lieu of making evidence public, but really, just another hack, and that’s the point), at which point, the universe might be in danger of back-alley aborting itself, possibly somewhere near the entrance to Freeman’s.
