Apr
7th
Mon
7th
Hey, losers, he’s already following us. And that Zach Braff motherfucker is the Boss’s cousin, metaphorically-speaking. He’s about to set off on some mystical journey where he discovers okra and zydeco.
We know he’s already following you. The idea is to get him to post about it - maybe with another picture of Woody Allen or something; heh, that seems to do the trick - in leiu of getting His people to follow You (same people: we know).
Anyway, tell him to stop by the joint while he’s down there. Nothing some Bojangles’ can’t cure (notably: not traif, unless you order it that way, but nobody in their right mind orders a ‘biscuit with cheese on it).
Onward!
