2008

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tempted to think that meeting us for drinks is a dirty ploy to take us down, make us stop, nu? well:...

The Following YM delegation will be there in full effect. We look forward to it.

also, please don’t jump us. we’re pretty defenseless.

youngmanhattanite: FYM: One of our crew is up for a drink. Spitzer’s at 10pm tonight? No...

Listen

Well, I guess it’s that time for us, too. Seacrust, out.

In loving memory.

i know. i eat shit-on san loco every night. you’d think they could come up with something...

youngmanhattanite: I’m pulling a D.R.Adams. The Midget Holocaust has done me in. This is the last...

youngmanhattanite: Holy cow, FYM, how old are you? I am fully fucking aware of the fate of CBGB,...

youngmanhattanite: Query to FYM: what do you hope to gain from this? There is little we can do...

We figured we’d help you out on this one. There has to...

youngmanhattanite: Query to FYM: what do you hope to gain from this? There is little we can do...

youngmanhattanite: Gotta admire BV: he’s going from Gawker commenter sex to Tumblr sex (dude, did...

youngmanhattanite: I gotta admit, the FYM people, or that Knox fella, or whatever technology they...

Yeah, sure, but Young Israelite doesn’t have a Tumblr yet.

being “ahead” of what we were before is like being a step...

Thinking about throwing in the towel, no joke. Our man on the boat says what needed to be done is...

peterwknox: I follow these two tumblrs purely on their...

youngmanhattanite: Mykel Board visits GG Allin’s grave [What. I was tired of the meta posts.] ...

youngmanhattanite: It’s official: We’re being followed by the gays. And the Jews! And you will...

if we left them, they’d be like rose without gypsy.

youngmanhattanite: Ain’t no party once we crash the party, but if you’re nice to Krucoff—hell, if...

youngmanhattanite: Following Following YM is like watching the Sharks throw down with the Jets,...

youngmanhattanite: At least she was quicker on the uptake than she was with that whole tea thing. I...

Aw, jesus. Take that one down.

I read “Las Vegas Vacation Authority” as “Las Vegas Vatican Authority”...

youngmanhattanite: I question the Following YM troupe’s commitment to following YM. we’ve...

MESSAGE TO PETER W. KNOX

We know your audience. They would LOVE to follow YM. LOVE it. We know you can do it. Get them to the...

Off-task, off-task. Stay on the ball today. Look at all the progress we’ve made. Keep it...

1-8-7 on a motherfucking blog

yeah, see if they’ll take you. you fucking rat. meanwhile, the jason fox thing is a great...

Don’t know what’s with this whole “celebrity entourage” bullshit...

youngmanhattanite: Urgent directive: We MUST eradicate this follower. As in, literally snatch his...

youngmanhattanite: We lost another of the youngs. I can’t imagine this one will last much longer...

Don’t count me out yet, bitches. I call his bluff and shuck his oysters. I’m going home...

deez, you are fucked, my friend. does he know who you are?

someone tell that motherfucker to can it!

youngmanhattanite: Thanks, asshats. Now the boss is going to think I’m you again. Maybe you are....

youngmanhattanite: All in favor of electing Jakob Lodwick to the pantheon of Those Precious Few...

It’s more a Lorenzo’s Oil situation we’ve got going on over here. Also, Deez is...

Yeah, PS, Vonnegut was a reblog (reblogged but not reblogged). Also: we’re under 25 and will...

Soupy Sales counts for nothing?

the word on the inside says that it’s working, btw.

fuck, this is getting hard. switching between gmails and tumblr logins gets fucking dizzying. be...

youngmanhattanite: Hey, losers, he’s already following us. And that Zach Braff motherfucker is the...

P-Dub, you can’t follow-unfollow-follow us! We need your steadfast, cocksure (sure?) support!...

so now that we know he’s issued the edict for them to stop watching, we can sneak up on them...

hot dayum. someone showed up to work today. i don’t even want to know who; just keep it going....

zachlinder: I read a lot of Vonnegut in high school. We...

soupsoup: ronen: Zach Linder camerafight Hey, Soupy,...

Weekend warriors: we’re losing the fight.

peterwknox: thillythenny:lissak06:lfarm Damnit, they’ll...

Holy shit. The flag is fantastic. And the link! I smell initiative! And I thought I’d never...

I’m enjoying the “nothing before noon” rule. In fact, I was enjoying the...

oh, ha-fucking-ha. this is deez’s doing, isn’t it?

Guest Bloggers For Tumblr

johncarney: Anyone want to take over my tumblr when I’m gone? There are dozens of people who can’t...

The fuck you quit! (this is Deez, btw)

it's getting more and more difficult to...

I just posted again.
gross
I think you need to look.
i have a job, i have things that need getting done. and "chris cunnilingus," really? you're offending sensible sensibilities. not funny.
Nothing we ever do is funny to you, Cptn.
no, everything you do is funny.
But did you READ THE POST?!
chill out, beavis..i just saw it. i'm glad you're trying to set the standard for spelling around here.
Not that one, the other one.
wait which other one?
"Pole-hogging."
you wrote that too? i thought deez wrote that.
No, I'm trying to maintain while you're under lockdown.
i can't tell the difference between any of us anymore. we're becoming them. this is all too much for me. didn't i quit already?

I know there was something about “lowbrow” next...

I'm surrounded by assholes.

Also, did any of you even read that page? The last post was in 2004. “SIR, he’s an...

“(Aren’t we) the vengeful oysters?”
— Once. A long time ago. Now...

So FYM + YM are The Walrus, the oysters are the followers, and we need a Carpenter? Or YM are the...

i shuck them up? i may defend your right to agree with me, but fuck me, that’s just terrible....

Okay. For one thing, don’t use real names, but if you’re going to call The Gator out...

youngmanhattanite: And since he and I finished all the Red Breast the bar had, I just woke up....

I think I told you something like this would happen. We’d get all fired up and then: nothing....

Do you fuckers have ADD, or are you just lazy? Get back on the ball. Or will we just have to...

youngmanhattanite: I’m feeling nostalgic for Saturday, back when we could actually get rid of our...

Not reason enough. DYK the captain was once an understudy in Wicked? He did the “Flying...

fek: 2. I don’t write for FollowingYM, if that’s what the charge is, though I think what they’re...

You don’t, dickweed. If they’re not trying to pick off followers, the game is off....

youngmanhattanite: Actually, reading YM is more like flossing with barbed wire. Or wiping with...

You tell us not to do this, and then expect us to post before noon? Benevolent dictator, my balls.

What, you people can’t even try before 4PM?

youngmanhattanite: followingym: You’re the Cherry Sisters of Tumbling. Please, stop this, now. I...

You’re the Cherry Sisters of Tumbling. Please, stop this, now.

No, oh no. You can’t delete that one. You’re busted.

Fix your link! Can you people not get anything right?!

youngmanhattanite: followingym: The one reason the ‘hey, it was YMxxx’ jokes won’t work is...

The idea was to have other people follow them. Not us. Rosencock and Guilderschlong: if you’re...

youngmanhattanite: Why can’t we reblog ourselves? Our reblogs, our reselves. Anyway, that song...

youngmanhattanite: 99, you could have made it a little less obvious that Following YM was you. ...

you were just getting started, too. no way we’re can’t finish this. the inmates were...

This has gone so sour, so quickly. Now I even hate you people. Riot all you want; I’ll capsize...

It's like MySpace for people who have...

And then they trade muxtapes, phone numbers, and HPV. Even their STDs are mediocre.

Not done yet

The crew’s about to mutiny, cptn. We’re gonna have to keep the boat sailing.

You missed something

Let her know that Landmarc and Ikea do fall into the same category. Food made of particleboard for...

No, really.

We’re finished here. Can’t we say you were right? You were right. This place is fucking...

To Explain, There Is A Small Group Of...

feinsodville: blakeley: johncarney: As improbable as that may be. Back on the streets of...

This Is The Place

So here’s what’s about to happen: We’re going to get everyone on Tumblr to follow...